He-He!

[PhilipEno]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."

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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

[Mikey]

The problem is the man falls head over heals in love with the woman, he wants to spend every moment with her.

Sadly, she feels smothered and ends the relationship.

The man appeals, he pleads, he rings her daily, at home, at work, on her mobile, at the office.

She got so fed up, but didn't want to hurt him anymore.

She agrees to meet him at their favourite restaurant.

"I love you so much" says the man.

She answers softly "I know, but it is not what I want at the moment".

He pauses "So what do we do now ?"

"Don't be so upset. We had fun, it was great, but it is time to move on" she said touching his hand. "You'll soon find someone else".

He looks her in the eyes, "but she won't look like you. She wont have your smile, she wont kiss like you. "Where am I going to find another woman like you" he asks with with a tear stained face.

She answers "I don't know, I'll have to keep an eye out for you"

[cdef790]

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money, it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative efforts, the joy and moral stimulation of work no longer must be forgotten in the mad chase of evanescent profits. These dark days, my friends, will be worth all they cost us, if they teach us that our true destiny is not to be ministered on to , but to minister to ourselves, to our fellow men.
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