A True Tale About Robbie Williams

[Wavey]

This happened when the Robster was visiting his home city of Stoke.He walked into a popular wine bar around here called Yate's.As he was standing around posing for the ladies,a f--k-off great big black guy approaches him and says,
"Oi.Is your name Robbie Williams?"
"Yeh" says Robbie
BAM!
Robbie falls to the floor as this bloke thumps him.The guy looks down at him on the floor and says,
"TAKE THAT!!"
It's a true story.