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70mD



Joined: 12 Nov 2007
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Location: Fareham ( near Portsmouth)

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:48 pm    Post subject: This is pretty gd Reply with quote

Once there was a young married woman who had just bought a new house with her new husband
She wished to furnish and decorate her new home
So she went shopping
Her travels led her to an antique shop, where she saw a fantastic old mirror, which she hastily bought.
She hung it on the wall in her bedroom
ater that evening she playfully said
'mirror mirror on the wall make my boob size 44!'
There was a great flash of light and the woman had humongous breasts.
She ran down to her husband and sreamed and screamed
The husband ran upstairs to the mirror, for he had one lifelong wish
He too talked to the mirror
'mirror mirror on the wall, make my penis touch the floor!'
there was another great flash of light
and his legs fell off.
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naughty boy



Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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Location: Chingford,London

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did your dad tell you that one
Naughty Boy Twisted Evil
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70mD



Joined: 12 Nov 2007
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Location: Fareham ( near Portsmouth)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No saw it on some pop up actually queer
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naughty boy



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Location: Chingford,London

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="70mD"]No saw it on some pop up actually queer[/quote]

Hook,line ,sinker, lol
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naughty boy



Joined: 03 Nov 2007
Posts: 168
Location: Chingford,London

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

queer[/quote]


Could you please expand on this comment of yours.
This link maybe of some help.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer
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mullins



Joined: 08 May 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

an oldie but a goodie huh?
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