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Sybil Fawlty
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 55
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:36 am Post subject: I Say I Say I Say !!!! |
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If a Pig loses it's voice..
Is it [i]disgruntled[/I] ??  |
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spanner
Joined: 11 Feb 2005 Posts: 56
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:34 pm Post subject: Or |
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| A Canary going 'Cheap' |
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Mikey
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 398
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:35 pm Post subject: Poor Poochie |
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My dog wanted some beer in his bowl last night instead of water, so I gave him a pint or three.
This morning he said he was feeling
"RUFF" |
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Sybil Fawlty
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 55
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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HA HA HA HA
Saying: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive :p |
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Mikey
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 398
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:53 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Sybil Fawlty"]HA HA HA HA
Saying: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive :p[/quote]
"But you never really usethe strong words till you teach someone else to drive"
It's OK Mrs Webb, I'll get out on your side. |
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Pippi Longstocking
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 388
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call the company Fed Up??
(Jokes courtesy of Philip Eno and list he emailed to me..cheers Phil ) |
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Pippi Longstocking
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 388
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:10 am Post subject: |
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| Ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't Zig-Zag? |
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