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Sybil Fawlty



Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 55

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:36 am    Post subject: I Say I Say I Say !!!! Reply with quote

If a Pig loses it's voice..

Is it [i]disgruntled[/I] ?? Very Happy
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spanner



Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 56

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:34 pm    Post subject: Or Reply with quote

A Canary going 'Cheap'
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Mikey



Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 398

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:35 pm    Post subject: Poor Poochie Reply with quote

My dog wanted some beer in his bowl last night instead of water, so I gave him a pint or three.

This morning he said he was feeling

"RUFF"
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Sybil Fawlty



Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 55

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HA HA HA HA


Saying: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive :p
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Mikey



Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 398

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Sybil Fawlty"]HA HA HA HA


Saying: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive :p[/quote]


"But you never really usethe strong words till you teach someone else to drive"

It's OK Mrs Webb, I'll get out on your side.
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Pippi Longstocking



Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 388

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,

would they call the company Fed Up??


(Jokes courtesy of Philip Eno and list he emailed to me..cheers Phil Smile )
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Pippi Longstocking



Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 388

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't Zig-Zag?
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